The Holy Man Band

Bastante Solipsis Marquez was indeed the chosen one.  He radiated extraterrestrial intelligence.  Having seen through light and darkness, to the very beginning of all beginnings and beyond, he was the first wanderer.

This is the story of Lucifer, the light bringer.  Bringer of the dawn.  Bringer of beginnings.

Lucifer was the first wanderer.  He wandered from God.  With God's permission, of course.  Lucifer wandered from God as God's servant, to give God a new perspective.  God invented Lucifer as the Other, so that God could perceive itself.

Lucifer was the first wanderer, who wandered from God to conceive of, and worship, the Goddess.

Lucifer was a lunatic, a moon lover, devotee of Isis Inanna.

Lucifer was horny.

Lucifer is the first birth-giver, the first sinner,  the first father.  Lucifer is not content to serve God but desires to be God, and breeds with God's creation in order to create in his own image.  Lucifer is the bringer of the dawn.  Lucifer is the father of beginnings.  Lucifer lusts after God's creation, in order to create an image of himself out of it.  Lucifer breeds, Lucifer breeds, and in breeding, Lucifer breeds both light and darkness, birth and death, growth and decay.  Lucifer is the father of the impermanent world.

Lucifer creates the feminine to breed with her, the light bringer, the world lover, bringer of the feminine, birth and death, change, samsara, yin, shakti, sorrow, suffering, kali, the kali yuga, the age of machines...

Lucifer is the father of mortal life and sex and birth, the world of humanity, the world of sex and suffering and desire and death.  Lucifer is the progenitor of mortal man.  Out of immortality Lucifer bred birth and death, in order to fuck and cum and create, then destroy and then do it all over again.
Lucifer desired to possess God's creation for himself, and created her, and bred with her, and created images of himself that were capable and desirous of breeding with themselves.  Out of immortal and imperishable unity, Lucifer genetically engineered a mortal, fleeting, desirous and samsaric duality - a primodial split, as it were.  The invention of opposities, the fall from heaven into the world of the two sexes and their insatiable desire for one another, and their deaths and their births.

Lucifer was an angel who fell from heaven to be a man.  He wanted to fuck and breed and have children.  He wanted to serve Her, whose name was desire, lust and passion and life, Shakti herself.  Lucifer was a devotee of the Goddess.  And in serving the Goddess he willingly sacrificed his Godliness, and accepted mortality as the price of his slavery.  Lucifer had mighty antlers on his head, and hooves, for he was the God of the Forest, he was the Master of Life.  Out of the primordial ignorance, the bodhisattva's ignorant devotion to the world of the senses, the world of the feminine, the world of water and worlds and biological life and death, the world of change, the world of the physical senses,  out of ignorance was born man, slave of time and sorrow, slave of life and death, slave of the world.

Out of ignorance was born space and time itself, and also out of ignorance was born devotional worship of space and time.  Ignorant devotion to the Goddess, the matrix, samsara, shakti, Isis,  Babylon the Whore, the dark Goddess, the dark Queen, Adya Kali, the first one, the first slut, the first nameless hole which birthed God.

And Lucifer, bringer of the light, was responsible for this religion of opposities, this religion of sex and birth and death and impermanence and suffering, this religion called life.  And Lucifer laughed at those of the world who condemned him, for without him they would not be.  Humanity was a product of lust.  If there was no lust, there would be no humanity.  We would self-terminate in a single generation without lust. 

Lust is how angels fell from heaven and genetically bred women in order to breed with them, and bred with mortal humans, and gave birth to mortal humans, and got trapped in the cycle of birth and death and reincarnation and desire, and are now reincarnating as humans who remember everything.

And Bastante Solipsis Marquez remembered everything.

He remembered it all, for he too had mighty antlers, and hooves.  He too was the Forest King, King of the Waters, King of the World, Master of the World of Life and Death, the Mahan Tantric.  He was master of the world of desire, the world of sex and life and death.  The world of form.  The world of the Queen, the world of desire, the world of water and life and death.  Bastante Solipsis Marquez was a devotee of the Goddess.

He was the reincarnation of Krishna.  He was Quetzlcoatl.  He was Siva.  He was unfathomable.  He was the Logos.

And yet Bastante was also a rastaman, a lion, proud servant of the One, servant of the true King, the Unity, the One, the Experience, unnameable Almighty God, Brahman, Jah, Allah, Wakan Tanka.

Bastante Solipsis Marquez was the World Teacher, the Chakravartin.  He bestrode paradox.  He proudly defied logic, and logic humbly backed off.  He was an army of one.  He was the truth.  He tried not to let it go to his head.

Really, he was actually quite humble for he was honest with himself about his desires.  He had them, and not only did he have desires, he desired to act on his desires.  This made him a man, trapped in the prison of mortal life, rather than angel, immortal and unfuckable.  Bastante desired to breed.  Not to create babies, but to create love.  He desired union with attractive other.  And so he failed the perfect human test.  He was lustful, a sinner.  He was not perfect, nor was he even good.  He was horny most of the time, and lazy and stoned a good deal, and absolutely incorrect regarding his best guesses a fair amount.  He was by no means enlightened, but he was a little bit enlightened a little bit of the time, which made for highly entertaining educational value.  He knew he was a pathetic two-legged just like everyone else he'd ever met, and all of them together had been forgiven by Jesus Christ.  This unprecedented karmic transference was the alleviation of karma, and the birth of healing into wholeness.  And Bastante knew he was healing into wholeness, and because the universe was a fractal hologram, as he healed, so did the world.  And so Bastante worked hard at healing the world into wholeness, and as he worked, he healed, and so did the world. 

The world's karmic transference via the crucifixion of Christ was the atonement for Lucifer's fall from Heaven.  Humanity was forgiven for its lust, its desire to create in its own image, and humanity was saved from destruction.  Bastante knew all these things, and knew he was forgiven for wanting to @$%k so many pretty ladies.  And the war of the sexes was seen as the primordial conflict, and the peace between the sexes was seen as the Great Peace, and Babylon the Whore was forgiven, and overstood, and well fucked and well satisfied, and life was forgiven, and Lucifer was forgiven, and death was forgiven, and suffering was forgiven, and man was forgiven for his ignorant desire to love life, and reproduce it everywhere.  And the Maha-avatar was forgiven for not being above the world, but rather an attractive member of the world, as fully desirous and lustful and pathetic and forgiven as everyone else.  Bastante wasn't any better than anyone or any worse than anyone, but he channeled the divine better than just about anyone.  He was a clear channel for the Divine.  It was hugely entertaining.

Bastante Solipsis Marquez had been saved.  Forgiveness have given him new life.  He was no longer burdened with the inadequacy of being a fallen angel, the shadow of all creation, inferior to the likeness of God, forever failing to overcome his weaknesses of the flesh.  He no longer needed to be angelic, and could find rest and authenticity in being a man. And satisfy his desire for woman, too, as it were.  Which was legendary.

Because it was true.  He was the Lord of Yoga.  He was Siva.  He was the Mahan Tantrik.  He was the world teacher.  He was Krishna.  He was Kalki.  He was the water-bearer, He was the Aquarian water-bearer ushering in the Aquarian Age.  He was Quetzlcoatl.  Everybody dug him, and he dug everybody.  And he didn't want any of it to be a secret anymore.  He needed to be seen and heard, and he was compelled to get the world's attention.   And the world was ready to listen and learn, and remember the dharma, and align with the dharma.  And the Sat Yuga, the New Age, was ready to begin.

Gardening would be the centerpiece of public education.
Meditation would be the cornerstone of public health, and scientific research and development.
Money printing would be the exclusive right of sovereign nation-states.
Economic rehabilitation would be built around hemp and kelp, and mushrooms, bees and worms.
Publicly elected representative would spend one third of their time in office volunteering in soup kitchens in their respective districts.
The penitentiary system would be reinvented as a penal monastic sewage treatment public service.


And so it began:  Bastante Solipis Marquez and the Holy Man Band got famous on their Naked and High tour, building grassroots momentum for enlightened society by having a good time and making people dance.

They sang lyrics like this:

" I know your face,
I know that sound
I know this place,
I been around..."

"Good Lord I'm on fire,
take me higher and higher
burning with desire"...

"Sex desire,
birth and death
change and suffering
world of man..."

It was just the beginning.  word was getting around.